Rihanna: Where Tackiness Comes Alive

Everytime the "bad" girl of America makes a public appearance, photographers' cameras start to vomit of disgust. There is no way that, not even on purpose, you could look as trashy as our lovely Rihanna does; she has an innate talent for it.

We all get that "you want to be bad, and you are perfectly good at it," but wanting to be bad does not mean that you have to dress like Catwoman or Xena The Warrior Princess. Although I do think you are such a strong woman, because you need to be at least as tough as Xena to walk down the red carpet looking as you do.

Dear Rihanna, I think you should hire a new stylist, because the one you have right now hates you.